Sometime back, I was talking on the phone to a customer service representative about some product or another. He needed to snail mail me some information.
Now the conversation went something like this (names changed but not the concept):
Customer Rep: Can I get your name, please.
Me: James Piper.
Rep: Diaper?
Me: No, PIPER!
Rep: Diaper?
Me: NO! PIPER! P as in Paul, i-p-e-r!
Rep: OH! Okay. Thank you.
A few days later I got the information in the mail. It was addressed to Paul Iper.
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